Episode #305 "Tricky Dick"

  Dick is baffled that Mary is still upset about his having a wife. He’s moved on, why can’t she? But they’re both guilty of indulging in a few practical jokes for revenge. Tommy is drafted into playing lead guitar in a garage band, "Whiskey Kitten." He hesitates until he learns that August has always wanted to date a guy in a band. Harry asks if he can be their roadie. Sally cancels a date with Officer Don to go to yoga class with Mary, and Dick and Don commiserate about how maddening women are. Tommy tells Don he should let Sally know who’s boss. In class, Sally is perturbed when Matthew, a yoga instructor, gives Mary all his attention. Tommy tells the other band members that they really need more than one song. Don gives Sally an ultimatum and she’s delighted. She has a crush on her yoga instructor and is determined to have him. Dick decides to take full possession of his office and orders maintenance guys to remove Mary’s things. Sally asks Don to run a background check on Matthew so she can determine the best possible way to "bring him down." When Mary sees that her desk is gone, she tells Dick that the trickery that has been going on between them has to stop. As Dick is gloating, he realizes his arms have been resting in glue and he’s glued to his desk. Tommy is kicked out of the band for having a bad attitude. Sally has coffee with Matthew, and he marvels at the extraordinary means she used to get his attention: flowers, radio dedications, skywriting. He’s flattered, but now that the thrill of the chase is over, Sally wonders what’s next. She’s ready to move and captivate other men. Dick, Don, Tommy and Harry all agree that women are mystifying.