Episode #316 "Auto Erodicka"

  The aliens decide that they need to be a two-car family, so Sally, Harry and Tommy go shopping. Sally sees a Viper and falls in love; she has to have it even though it’s way out of their price range. While standing in line at the movie theater, Dick meets Anita, a woman who immediately begins coming on to him; after the movie they have sex in the Rambler, and Dick thinks he’s gone to heaven. He’s amazed and pleased when Anita says it was a one-time thing. Sally and Harry start telling everyone they’re getting a Viper; Tommy’s against the idea until August says that the car will impress all the bimbos at school. Dick tells anyone who will listen about the joys of casual sex; the other aliens, Mary and Nina all hear more about his tryst with Anita than they care to know. In class he continues talking about his one-night- stand in so much detail that Bug recognizes the woman as his mother. When Mary finds out, she angrily reproaches Dick for being so insensitive to Bug’s feelings. Tommy’s having a great time impressing Tina (one of the so-called bimbos) with stories about the Viper he’s about to own; Tommy tells Dick they’ve got to get that car because his love life depends on it. But when they consult with the salesman, he informs them that all they can afford is a Nova; Sally tells him he’s ruined the experience of car-shopping for them, and they’ll look elsewhere. Bug and his classmates are amazed when Bug, who usually fails, receives and ‘A-‘ on a physics exam; the class accuses Dick of favoritism, and when Mary hears about it, she’s even more scandalized. Dick tells Bug he’s sorry for what he said about his mother and also that he’s compelled to give Bug the ‘F’ that he deserves. After Dick is beaten up by Bug’s father and brothers, he tells the aliens that there’s no such thing as casual sex; there were so many repercussions.