Episode #326 "Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary"

The other aliens feel betrayed when they learn that Tommy's been hiding the fact that he's an accomplished chef. Harry gets a transmission from the Big Giant Head that the aliens' status report is long overdue. Dick says he has more pressing things to deal with: this weekend is his and Mary's anniversary. Vicki Dubcek arrives and announces to Harry that she's come back to him; she's just broken up with her boyfriend Randy, a man with an extremely violent temper. When Dick invites Mary to a dinner party at his apartment, she assumes it's to celebrate the end of the school year. Sally has a hot date with Don and tells Dick she's just about ready to lose her virginity. Dick tells her about the romantic dinner he's having for Mary, and invites her and Don to join them. Harry and Vicki will also be guests, and Tommy will do the cooking. August finds out that Tommy's a gifted cook, and he immediately enlists her as his assistant. The dinner is a success, and everyone has a great time; they're all gathered in the living room when Mrs. Dubcek arrives with flowers for Vicki. They're from Randy and are accompanied by a note saying he'll always love her. Dick announces to everyone that it's his and Mary's two-year anniversary, but clearly Mary doesn't have a clue what he's talking about; Dick is devastated, leaves the room in a huff and locks himself in the bedroom. Another delivery from Randy arrives, but this time it's for Harry, and it's a pig's heart. Don and Sally are in her bedroom, about to have sex, but Sally doesn't have any idea what to do; she excuses herself and rushes from the room. In Dick's room, he's reproaching Mary for her insensitivity in forgetting their special date; she's at a loss how to respond. In the kitchen, Tommy and August are in a passionate clinch when Tommy realizes the souffle is ready; August says to let it burn, but Tommy says it's evident that she doesn't understand him at all. In Tommy's room, Sally's consulting with Vicki about what she should be doing, when Harry enters and tells her to get lost; he and Vicki begin role-playing doctor and patient when Harry gets another message from the Big Giant Head. Penalties will be swift and severe if the status report is not submitted immediately. Dick and Mary reconcile just as Harry rushes from the bedroom to relay the message and runs into Randy who's eating Tommy's souffle. He drags Harry out of the apartment, leaves a note that he's come to reclaim Vicki, and takes off with Harry in his car. Vicki sounds the alarm that Harry's been kidnapped. Vicki's in hysterics, and from what she tells the other aliens, they realize Harry was in transmission mode when he was abducted. They fear that their cover will be blown and take off in pursuit. In the car with Randy, Harry gets another transmission; their mission is now subject to audit. Randy's mystified at what's happening; he's convinced he has a bona fide freak on his hands, and maybe he's found a way to make himself some money.