Episode #502 "Dick For Tat"

  Dick is seething with jealousy over the myriad successes of his faculty rival, Dr. Strudwick. It's more than Dick can bear, however, when he learns that Strudwick had an affair with Mary before Dick met her. To settle the score, Dick decides he must have an affair with Strudwick's wife, Dottie. He shows up at the Strudwick's house and, dressed only in a towel, proposes his get-even scheme to Dottie. She's so incensed by the news of her husband's affair that she ignores Dick and winds up sleeping with her pool guy. Still with a score to settle, Dick decides to sleep with the pool guy's wife, but when he gets to her house, he finds her with a towel-clad Strudwick. Grrrrr! Meanwhile, Sally's turned on by ex-boyfriend Officer Don when he's assigned to motorcycle duty -- something about the sunglasses, the boots, and the bike make her melt. He takes her for a spin, and they crash the motorcycle. Afterwards, an uninjured and still-amorous Sally sneaks into Don's hospital room and has her way with him while he's swathed in bandages and unable to defend himself.