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Episode #503 "Dick & Tuck"

 
SYNOPSIS:
 

  Prompted by a Harrison Ford magazine cover, Dick considers having plastic surgery, despite Mary's assurances that she loves him the way he is. Right before his surgery, Dick looks in a mirror to "say goodbye" to his old features, and realizes that his face is a character-filled scrapbook of all of his cherished experiences -- he doesn't want to change a thing. When Dick's doctor tells Sally he could make her look "less tired," she thinks of herself as less than perfect, and wonders how a great-looking gut like Officer Don can stand to be seen with her. When she confronts him with her feelings, he tells her that he can deal with the disparity in their appearances if she can. Dick's doctor proclaims Harry to be cosmetically "perfect," but Harry ultimately gets tired of being just a pretty face, and decides not to be handsome anymore.    

 
   
CAST:
 
Dick Solomon
John Lithgow
Sally Solomon
 
Kristen Johnston
Harry Solomon
 
French Stewart
Tommy Solomon
 
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Nina Campbell
 
Simbi Khali
Mrs. Dubcek
 
Elmarie Wendel
Officer Don
 
Wayne Knight
Vicki Dubcek
 
Jan Hooks
     
 
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