Episode #508 "Charitable Dick"

  Dick and Mary attend a charity auction benefiting an orphanage. Dick, caught up in the way the winning bidders are applauded and congratulated, outbids Strudwick for an expensive item. Once the thrill of the moment is over, Dick feels gypped – he's out seventeen hundred dollars, and all he has to show for it is an amateurish painting of two monks, and a mailbox full of letters from other charities who also want his donations. Dick decides to return the painting and get his money back, but when he goes to the orphanage, he realizes that his dissatisfaction doesn't amount to a hill of beans in the face of the very real problems of the little tykes his money has gone to benefit. Officer Don doesn't want to let on that Sally's snoring is threatening his sleep – and his ability to do his job – but when she finds out, she resolves not to sleep when she's with him. Also, unclear about some mission-related dos and don'ts, Dick assigns Harry and Tommy the task of revamping the aliens' mission statement.