Episode #509 "Sex And The Sally"

  Sally decides to go on the pill without telling Don, because she thinks he'll be insulted that she doesn't want to breed with him. The pill makes Sally have crazy, rapid mood swings. Sally finally tells Don what's been going on, and he tells her he's already using protection, so it's okay -- in fact, great -- if she goes off the pill. Problem solved. Albright is flabbergasted when she realizes Dick's been pocketing the tips she's been leaving in restaurants since they began dating. He decides to begin tipping "a generous three to five percent," but can't understand why he should have to tip people at all when they give him poor service. He tries to develop a new merit-based method of tipping, which annoys Albright enough that she offers to always pay for dinner. Tommy and Harry are mistaken for homeless beggars. They like the idea of random passersby giving them money for doing absolutely nothing, and get more and more aggressive in their methods, which leads to their getting a citations for panhandling. When Dick tries to tip the policeman for his service, he gets arrested.