Episode #514 "Dick Puts The ‘Id’ In Cupid"

  It’s almost Valentine’s Day and Tommy suggests to Alissa that it would be a great time for them to get a hotel room. Alissa is in agreement and Tommy says it’ll be a nice room since it’ll be their first time. "Your" first time," says Alissa. Tommy is immediately intimidated. Dick discovers that Mary is seeing a therapist and freaks out that she may be talking about him. Don gives Sally a valentine card but teasingly tells her it’s from a secret admirer. She reads the card, completely misinterprets it and concludes that a pervert is stalking her. Perplexed, Don goes along with it and pretends he’ll try to catch the guy. Dick goes to see Mary’s therapist in hopes of finding out what Mary has been telling her. Later it is revealed that Dick reads her files while she’s out of the room and Mary is furious about it.