Episode #521 "The Big Giant Head Returns Again, Part I"

Tommy has been named class valedictorian, and has no idea what should be in his speech. Sally overhears Alissa suggesting that Tommy talk about moving on and saying goodbye to friends, and she thinks that Alissa , not too subtly, is trying to break up with Tommy. Sally's enjoying having Janice to hang out with. Harry's clearly enamored with her, and Sally tells him that if he wants Janice he should go for it. Harry goes to the gym and asks Janice out on a real date. The Big Giant Head and Vicki arrive unexpectedly, and it's immediately clear that the honeymoon is over. The BGH insists that Dick take him out to club that night in spite of the fact that Dick has already made plans with Mary. Dick finds it unsettling when the BGH announces that he wants to get to know him. Sally shows up at school planning to tell Alissa that Tommy's dumping her before she has a chance to dump Tommy. Alissa's very upset and wants to know why Tommy isn't telling her himself. At the jazz club the BGH tells Dick that his marriage is a sham, a charade. He wants Dick to tell him what he thinks of him. The BGH starts singing along with the band and insists that the spotlight be put on Dick. Embarrassed, Dick sings a little, and, when the audience starts clapping, Dick continues to sing and begins to enjoy himself. Vicki tells Harry that being queen has its perks but it also has its downside; she particularly misses sex. The next day the BGH shows up while Dick's teaching class and says the Dick is the only thing that gives his life any meaning. Suddenly Dick can't breathe. Harry takes Janice to a Chinese restaurant, and she cuts to the chase asking him to be her boyfriend. Harry loves it. Tommy can't figure out why everyone at school is laughing and ridiculing him about his Aunt Sally. He also can't understand why Alissa slaps him twice, one for him and one for Sally. Vicki gives up on being subtle and tells Harry she wants him; Harry says unfortunately she's married and he has a girlfriend. She couldn't care less about being married, but the fact remains that Harry's committed to someone else. Dick's going nuts, because overnight the BGH has become clingy and needy. Dick tells him it's okay to be his friend, but that doesn't entitle him to stick to Dick like a barnacle. Why is he fascinated by Dick and why does he have to get so close? Because, says the BGH, he's Dick's father!