Episode #104 "Neighborhood Watch"

  Hilton is shocked when he leaves the front door unlocked while he's asleep in the back yard, and the house gets robbed. Griffin tells him to get real-- they live in New York! Neighbors Buddy and Sidra actually saw the men moving the Lucases' TV, and even gave them something to eat. Hilton decides he has no alternative but to organize a neighborhood watch. Mrs. Bagley, an elderly neighbor, stops by to collect clothing for a homeless benefit and accidentally gets locked in the attic. When she bangs on the attic door, Hilton thinks it's the noisy pipes. When her husband reports that Mrs. Bagley's been abducted, everyone thinks it's just another example of crime running rampant. Mrs. Bagley manages to open the attic door, and Hilton, seeing her shadowy figure coming down the stairs, breaks a vase over her head and knocks her out cold. When an irate Mrs. Bagley storms out, Ruthie tells Hilton she'll need a very special apology for all the havoc he's caused.