Episode #105 "The Exam"

  Damon goes undercover in a jail and tricks a couple of bank robbers into revealing where they’ve hidden the stolen money. Back at the squad room, the Captain announces it’s time for the annual physical; no one’s getting out of it, and that means Damon. Bernard tells Damon he didn’t get a promotion he thinks he deserves, so Damon gets Bernard pumped up and sends him off to demand the job. Damon goes to get his physical, but when it’s time for the prostate exam, he’s gone. Bernard reports back to Damon that he demanded the promotion and was fired as a result; now Bernard’s in despair that he threw away the best job he ever had. So Damon shows up at Bernard’s office claiming to be Bernard’s replacement sent by the head office; he suggests that they plan a series of break-ins at the homes they’ve been hired to protect. Bernard’s boss is horrified and offers to re-hire Bernard immediately so he can throw Damon out. Bernard says he’ll only throw him out if he gets the promotion, and his boss gives in. And Damon bites the bullet and takes the prostate exam.