Episode #112 "The Last Cub Scout"

  Damon goes to a sporting goods store to buy some athletic shoes, but he ends up buying a lot of camping equipment he doesn’t want so he can impress Monique, the pretty sales clerk, and accepting a date to go camping with her and her friends. Billy has joined Big Brothers of Chicago; he brings his little brother Elvin to headquarters to sell candy for a school fundraiser, and Elvin manages to abuse, insult and swindle all Billy’s co-workers almost immediately. Damon persuades a very reluctant Bernard to come along on the camping trip by promising that two of Monique’s beautiful girlfriends will also be going. At the campsite, Damon and Bernard prove to be total greenhorns: they can’t put their tent together, have no idea how to build a fire and get a little jumpy about spending the night in the woods. Damon and Monique go off by themselves in the woods and soon encounter some redneck hunters. Damon tells Monique to run and they take off. He admits to Monique that he hates camping and they have a brief romantic moment. Back at the precinct, the Captain tells Billy that she wants Elvin out of there; an indignant Billy starts to defend him until he realizes that Elvin has stolen his wallet.