Episode #510 "Digging Up The Dirt"

When D.C. and Grace have a meeting in a motel with an equipment supplier, gossip that they’re having an affair flies around Victory. Jean gets the news at the fabric store, Libby hears it while going door to door for the school candy sale, and Wade hears the rumor that D.C. was at a motel with a prostitute. D.C. is upset that the rumors will cause Grace’s co-workers to suspect favoritism, but Grace refuses to let the situation bother her. She flippantly starts a couple of stories of her own – that Russell’s adopted, that a certain teacher in town has posed for a nudie magazine, and that the Kellys’ neighbor Earl has been burying bodies in the backyard. Things backfire on Grace when it’s revealed that Russell is adopted but Floyd has never gotten around to telling him. Mrs. Sheffield sheepishly reveals to Grace that she may be the teacher in question; she did pose, but it was as an underwear model in the Sears catalogue. The police arrive at Earl’s and dig up his backyard where he’s been burying dozens of roadkill animal corpses for years. Through it all, D.C. remains unamused.