Episode #112 "Jamie Needs A Kid"

  When Jamie meets Alice, an attractive woman with a seven-year-old son, at the video store, he tells her he has a son the same age as hers, so when they make a date to watch a video together, Jamie needs to find a kid. Sarah gets frustrated when there's no way to distract Kevin from Sunday afternoon football. Jamie bribes Jordan, the son of his neighbor Laura, to spend the evening, telling him he has tickets to the circus. But Jordan catches on fast that there are no circus tickets and a woman is somehow involved. As soon as Alice and her son Ryan arrive, it becomes apparent that carrying off the deception will be almost impossible. Kevin and Sarah make lists of their sexual fantasies, share them with each other and decide to make Sarah's fantasy of having sex in a photo booth come true. Almost immediately, Ryan realizes that Jamie's "son" isn't for real, and Jamie is forced to bribe both boys to keep them quiet, but when Brenda arrives, Jamie's scheme is revealed and the boys, who Jamie got out of the apartment so he and Alice could be alone, have disappeared. The boys are discovered by the police at a nearby arcade as Jamie attempts to explain to the officers what's going on.