Episode #216 "Burning Down The House"

Jackie's throwing what she hopes will be a small, classy dinner party for ten at her house; she invites Eric and Donna but makes it clear that Fez and Hyde are not invited. Hyde surprises everyone when they learn he's been making out with a snobby, popular girl from school. Red, who had no idea that Bob is bald, is astonished when he sees him washing his toupee. Jackie's party is disrupted when an additional twenty people arrive who Kelso invited. Jackie's very upset, but Donna tells her it's unreasonable for her to want Kelso to be smart and sophisticated when, in reality, he's dumb and unsophisticated. It finally dawns on Kelso that he's ruined Jackie's party, and he wants to make amends, but before he has a chance he starts a fire with a cigar he's been smoking and tries to douse it with brandy. The house is trashed. Jackie tells Michael she's not sure he'll ever be able to make her happy. She has a lot of thinking to do. Red and Kitty have Bob and Midge over for scrabble and the only words the Formans can think of refer to baldness or toupees.