Episode #217 "The First Time (a.k.a. Eric and Donna Don't Have Sex)"

Donna tells the gang that her parents are renewing their wedding vows; she's relieved because their recent behavior has been driving her crazy. Kelso observes that this will probably give Jackie wedding fever, and he can do without that. Red's taken aback when Bob asks him to be best man; Kitty would love to be a bridesmaid, but Midge only asks her to bring some chairs. Kitty, who figures this will be her last chance, tells Red that she will, indeed, be a bridesmaid. Bob makes a deal with Hyde to be the photographer, and Hyde, who doesn't want to miss the girls and booze, makes a deal with his boss Leo to take the pictures. Donna's frustrated because she's agreed to write her parents' vows but is getting very little input from them. Kelso's puzzled that Jackie hasn't mentioned weddings, but she informs him that since he almost burned down her house, she's had a lot less interest. At the rehearsal dinner, Kitty meets Midge's beautiful maid of honor and two bridesmaids, but she isn't impressed. Donna tells Eric that she's given up on writing vows for her parents, because it's impossible. Eric says the important thing is that Bob and Midge love each other; Donna should just write what she thinks would be meaningful. Leo arrives at the ceremony without camera or film. Hyde gives him a camera and goes off to Fotohut in search of film. Leo takes one look at Holly, the maid of honor, and starts hitting on her. Kelso's worried that Jackie's mad at him; Jackie suggests they act like adults and enjoy the ceremony. The ceremony's about to start, and Midge tells Kitty she can't find Holly. Kitty finds Holly in the closet with Leo, grabs her dress and takes off saying, "I win." After the ceremony, Kelso presents Jackie with a candy dish in her china pattern-pink and purple with unicorns. Jackie's overcome that Kelso remembered and forgives him for everything. Donna drags Eric away from the wedding and into his bedroom. She says she's never been ready for anything physical to happen between them until now; writing her parents wedding vows made her realize how much she loves him and wants to be with him. Eric asks if she's sure, and Donna says she is.