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The reception is winding down when Eric and Donna rejoin the party (after
having had sex). Jackie takes one look at Donna and says they need to talk
right now. Jackie wants Donna to tell her everything, but Donna's reluctant to
talk about it; she does say that the whole thing felt weird and awkward, but
she tells Jackie not to tell anyone. Jackie, unable to keep her mouth shut,
tells Kelso that Eric and Donna had sex, and Eric wasn't good at it. Kelso
couldn't be happier. Eric, meanwhile, is telling the guys that he and Donna
had a mystical experience; Kelso says that Donna told Jackie that Eric was
totally lame in the sack. Red gets his first paycheck and tells Kitty they should
treat themselves to something special to celebrate; Kitty's less than thrilled when
Red celebrates by buying a motorcycle. Eric confronts Donna with what Kelso
has told him; Donna denies it, but admits that she did say it was weird and
awkward. She angrily walks out saying she knew that things would be different once
they did it. Although Kitty convinces Red that he has to return the motorcycle,
she does allow herself to be persuaded to take one ride on it before they take it back.
Jackie's furious with Kelso and chews him out for making fun of Eric; Eric wasn't
great his first time, but neither was Kelso. Kelso has no idea what she's talking about;
she called him her "Apollo rocket of love!" But Jackie says she meant it sarcastically.
Kelso tries to make amends by defending Eric while the other guys are ribbing him;
Eric asks Kelso why the change of heart. Maybe the Apollo rocket blew up on the
launch pad. When it's time to take back the motorcycle, Kitty tells Red nothing doing.
She had too much fun, so screw the kids; she wants her hog. And Eric tells Donna
that they're being incredible goons; the first time they did everything, even their
first kiss, felt weird and awkward; what they need is lots and lots of practice.
(This episode contains an animated sequence.)
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