Episode #222 "Parents Find Out"

When Eric and Donna, completely naked, are busted by cops in the Vista Cruiser, there's no way for Red and Kitty not to know the truth. Donna defensively tells them that she and Eric are adults and can make their own choices. If that's the case, says Red, he expects her to go next door and tell Bob and Midge exactly what happened. Kelso's just installed a CB radio in his van. The guys choose Mod Squad handles: Kelso is Link, Hyde is Pete, and Fez is Julie (which he thinks is really cool) and figure that this is their chance to meet some really hot girls. Donna tries to tell Bob and Midge what happened, but she can't go through with it. She tells Jackie she's screwed; either her parents will be furious or they'll ask her how it was. Kitty has a fantasy that she's holding baby Eric on her lap; she's trying to feed him, but all he wants is sex with Donna. Kitty has taken to her bed, and nothing Red can say will convince her to get up. Eric volunteers to tell Donna's parents that they're having sex, but he panics when she takes him up on it. They decide that they told Eric's parents together, so they'll do the same with Bob and Midge. Kelso, Hyde and Fez have a CB conversation with Hot to Trot, Foxy Lady and Nice and Easy. They agree to meet that night at the Rusty Nail. Kelso's sure that they'll score. Jackie shows up in Kitty's bedroom to reassure her that since Donna's on the pill, she and Eric can do it a zillion times a day and nothing bad will happen. Red tells Jackie to get lost, while Kitty is near tears. When Eric and Donna tell her parents, Bob first threatens Eric and then gets weepy and says he's going to bed, while Midge congratulates them for being open and honest. Red tells Eric that Kitty's crying because she thinks Eric doesn't need her anymore, so he has to go convince her that he's still a big mama's boy. Red approves when Eric says he'll pretend to be sick with a fever so Kitty can mother him. Kelso, Hyde and Fez arrive at the Rusty Nail and see three middle aged ladies standing outside. Kelso and Hyde take off, but Fez stays and has just approached the older women when three sorority-type babes walk out of the Rusty Nail to meet the guys, and he has them all to himself. Eric pretends to be sick, but Kitty isn't buying it. She does buy it, however, when Eric tells her he needs her to get out of bed because Red's making his life especially miserable.