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Kelso confides to the gang that he's hurting and lonely without Jackie, but his
friends offer no sympathy. Eric is amazed and puzzled that Red actually treats him
with some respect at work; he even laughs when Eric makes a joke about Earl, a
deadbeat employee. When Donna tells Kelso that he can forget about ever getting
Jackie back, he finally begins to get the message. He tells the guys that there are a
lot of women in the world, and he hasn't seen nearly enough of them naked. Eric
tells his friends that there's a guy at work who deflects Red's anger from him. It's
like Earl's a "dumbass" lightening rod. Kelso comes to pick Laurie up for a date and
encounters Kitty and Hyde. Hyde observes that Kelso and Laurie could make the
dumbest babies ever. Kitty starts to laugh, but then says it isn't funny. Red tells
Kitty that Eric's doing a great job at work unlike his other employee Earl. Kitty says
she just thinks it's nice that Red gave Earl a job, since they've known him forever.
Eric tells Kelso that the basement is off limits to Laurie even if Kelso thinks she's his
girlfriend. The gang think Kelso's a moron, and Hyde observes that actually Kelso
doesn't even like Laurie. Kelso says the point is that Laurie is always willing to have
sex. When Donna tells Jackie that Laurie and Kelso are dating, Jackie says her only
hope is that the bitch will make Kelso miserable; Donna says she doesn't think that's
going to be a problem. In a split screen, simultaneous conversation, Kitty confronts
Laurie and Hyde talks to Kelso about how idiotic it is for them to be dating. Red fires
Earl, but not before screaming at him for fifteen minutes and making him cry. Eric
tells Kitty that Red is just mean, but Kitty sets him straight. She said Red tossed and
turned all night about having to fire Earl. As for the screaming, that's just how Red
expresses himself. Red yells at Eric because he cares, says Kitty. Jackie tells Eric
how much she hates his slutty sister. She and Laurie have a confrontation when Laurie
tells her that as Kelso's new girlfriend she isn't comfortable having Kelso's old
girlfriend hanging around. Jackie isn't fazed and tells Laurie that Eric wants her there
which Eric confirms. The two girls trade insults, and Laurie tells Jackie she'd
better watch her back.
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