Episode #318 "The Trials of M. Kelso"

The gang's hanging out in Eric's basement, and Donna's trying to help Jackie and Kelso with their math homework. Fez arrives with ripped clothes and covered with paint. Some boys from Fort Anderson jumped him after the pep rally and beat up on him. The guys go to the garage to help Fez remove the paint. Jackie confides to Donna that she's considering getting back together with Kelso. Donna reminds her how Kelso cheated and lied and hurt her badly. Jackie thinks he's changed but acknowledges that she needs to test him somehow. She comes up with five psychological tests. If Kelso gets three out of five, Jackie will take him back. The first is a maturity test. Jackie asks Kelso what kind of career he sees himself in. He's considering doctor or rodeo clown. Donna loves it. Mrs. Jackie Rodeo Clown sounds great. Red and Kitty learn that Bob and Midge are having a party, and they haven't been invited. They can believe it when Midge comes over to borrow a punch bowl and at the same time claims that there isn't going to be a party. Jackie's second test is about consideration. She wants to see if Michael will choose her interests over his. She starts by mentioning the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, and Kelso won't even let her finish the question. It's Cheerleaders hands down. Later, Donna sees Kelso tossing around an egg that Jackie asked him to take care of. She tells him he's clearly going to fail Jackie's tests and explains that the tests are about their getting back together. He's already failed two tests, and the egg test is about his parenting ability. Hyde has the egg, and, when he hears what Donna has to say, drops it on the sidewalk. Hyde, Eric and Fez sneak into the Fort Anderson locker room and trash it, but find themselves locked inside when the janitor leaves. Kelso shows Jackie the crib he made for "little Eggy" and asks if it's okay now to throw the egg at a car. Kitty convinces Red that they should crash the Pinciottis' party and tell them off. The guys are trapped in the locker room and couldn't be more stressed out. When the team arrives in the morning, they're going to get their butts kicked. In Jackie's fourth test, she tells Kelso she's going bald. Will he still love her? He passes, saying he would cut his own hair off and paste it on her head. When she walks away he tells Donna he hopes that was part of the test, because bald chicks are gross. Kitty and Red stand outside the Pinciottis' door, and Kitty starts yelling. Bob and Midge try to get them to leave but are forced to confess that they're having a nudist party for some of their nudist friends. The next morning the girls' field hockey team come bursting into the locker rooms, and the guys are momentarily relieved, but they get beaten up anyway. And for the final test, Jackie sends an attractive girl over to hit on Kelso. He declines her offer to make out, and, when a gleeful Jackie informs him he passed her test, confesses that he knew about the tests and is sorry that he wasn't more honest. But telling her was honest, says Jackie. She'll take him back.