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Eric’s mortified when Kitty gives him condoms and sexual health pamphlets. Red’s been spot-checking Hyde’s room, so Hyde asks Eric to hide his stash. Eric says he’ll put it in his dresser. Jackie tells the gang that her dad has given her an ultimatum. If she doesn’t break up with Kelso, he’ll never give her money again. She has to decide between Kelso and money. She chooses love, but now she has to find a job immediately. Fez is troubled when he meets Thomas, Point Place’s new foreign exchange student. Thomas
doesn’t need any help from Fez in learning the ropes, he looks a lot like Fez but is a lot cooler and has no trouble getting the girls. Kitty and Red are in bed smooching when he realizes he has no condoms. He goes into Eric’s room and begins rummaging around in his dresser when Eric and Hyde walk in. Red drops a paper bag he’d just picked up and leaves telling Eric sternly that they’ll talk tomorrow. Eric thinks Red has found Hyde’s stash, and he’s terrified; Red’s going to kill him. Red, however, is humiliated. He tells Kitty that Eric caught him stealing his condoms. The next day Eric and Red, for different reasons, are careful to avoid each other. Jackie’s broke and desperately needs money for beauty supplies. She interviews at the Cheese Palace and gets the job; she’s now wears a Cheese Maiden outfit and passes out free samples to customers. The gang shows up at the Cheese Palace to make her life miserable. Kelso not thrilled with Jackie’s new look, but she reminds him that she only took the job so they can be together. Fez has a fantasy in which he impresses Thomas’s girls with a fancy display of water-skiing during which he bravely jumps over a shark. Even Jackie thinks he’s totally cool. Eric can’t believe that Red hasn’t mentioned finding Hyde’s stash. Kelso suggests that what really happened is that they caught Red dipping into Hyde’s stash. Fez plays a practical joke on Thomas; he and Hyde tell Thomas that they’re driving him to Lake Dillhole but leave him stranded in Michigan. Jackie hates that now she smells of nothing but stinky cheese, but when she gets her first check she decides that it’s worth it. The job is changing her! And Kitty forces a confrontation between Red and Eric. Eric finds out about the condoms, and Red’s aware that Eric feels guilty about something, he just can’t figure out what it is, so he grounds Eric anyway.
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