Episode #601 "The Kids Are Alright"

Eric's in Donna's room after having spent the night. Bob walks in and finds Eric hiding in the closet. They won't have to worry about things like this much longer; next week they're moving to Madison and will have their own apartment. Later that morning in the Forman kitchen, Fez announces that Laurie went to Cancun on "their" honeymoon without him, but she took her friend Carlos along. Hyde asks Jackie if she's chosen between him and Kelso yet. She's on her way to the pool to think about it. Kelso's been raw eggs, because he wants to train like Rocky to get into the police academy. He forgot he's allergic to eggs, and now his head is swollen up like a pumpkin. Red and Kitty are leaving the hospital where Red's been since he had his heart attack. The doctor reminds him that he can't go to work, do chores or drive a car for at least three months. He tells Red to stop holding things in, to vent if he has to. Hyde comes by pushing Kelso in a wheelchair. Kelso got four shots and none in the arm. Kitty hopes Eric will change his mind about going to Madison, but Red tells her to let him go. He doesn't want Eric blaming him if his life is a failure. Laurie comes home from Cancun and gives Fez a sticky shot glass that some guy left in her room. That evening in the Forman basement, Jackie tells Hyde that he's her choice. They're kissing when Raquel enters. She's Hyde's date for the evening. Jackie didn't think Hyde was going to wait around all summer did she? Jackie's furious. She tries to talk to Hyde about it the next day, but he blows her off. She's so immature. Maybe she just isn't his type. Jackie then sees Kelso with Heather, who's either his last flight or his fresh start. Jackie says she's still not choosing Kelso. Okay, he says, fresh start! Kitty's still on her campaign to keep Eric home, but Eric tells her she can't guilt him into it. He has to live his life. But the fact that Kitty looks terrible and is so exhausted that she's almost sleepwalking as she tries to take care of Red and work extra shifts at the hospital finally gets to Eric. He tells Donna he can't go to Madison. Donna thinks this is an amazing gesture, but there's no doubt. She's still going!