Episode #613 "Won’t Get Fooled Again"

Kelso tells Suzy that the problem with Fez is all his fault. He should have never told Fez that Suzy liked him when it’s Kelso she liked. Don’t put it in the past tense, Suzy says. Kelso asks Suzy for a favor. He wants her to have sex with Fez. No way! Fez comes in holding a box. He’s returning everything Kelso ever gave him and ending the relationship. These things are just a reminder of what they once had together. Donna realizes that she forgot to take one of her birth control pills, and both she and Eric freak out as if she were definitely pregnant. Donna stops by the restaurant to see Eric. She doesn’t have any news, but she has to throw up. Eric says he’ll consult his mom, but Donna doesn’t want Kitty to know. Eric promises to be subtle but blurts everything out the minute he sees his mom. He makes Kitty promise not to tell Red. Fez is in the Forman basement when Kelso and Suzy come in. Kelso brings a peace offering for Fez-candy, a Playboy and a six pack. Fez isn’t impressed; he can’t be bought, but he does keep the stuff. Kelso doesn’t care anymore that Fez is mad at him; he’s mad at Fez too. Eric and Donna enter the Forman living room and find Kitty, Red and Bob on the couch. Red and Bob know about the possible pregnancy. Kitty didn’t say anything, as promised, but she did write it down. The parents suggests that Eric and Donna should move up the wedding, but the couple doesn’t agree. Eric does point out that Donna will be home taking care of the baby instead of having a career. Donna tells him to get bent and later tells Jackie that everyone talked about her life as if she wasn’t in the room. Fez and Kelso continue their fight in the Forman driveway, but Jackie, Eric and Hyde have had enough. It’s time for Fez and Kelso to make up. But the two guys keep going at it. At The Hub, Fez has a stack of pictures of himself and Kelso. He’s cutting himself out of the photos and reminiscing about the good times they used to have together. Suzy and Jackie try to console him. At the restaurant Kelso asks Hyde and Roy where he’s going to find another friend like Fez. That evening, Eric announces that Donna’s not pregnant. Kitty’s relieved, but Red’s a little disappointed that a grand child isn’t on the way. Later that night at The Hub, Suzy does her best to convince Kelso and Fez that their friendship is worth saving. Fez blurts out that Michael got a girl pregnant and Kelso says that Fez is married. Suzy goes ballistic. She doesn’t want either one of them; they’re disgusting. She storms out. Both guys are stunner. They’re better off without her, Fez observes. The guys hesitantly admit that they’ve missed each other, and they make up.