Episode #620 "Squeezebox"

Eric and Donna are at the movies. Eric hopes this will be a prelude to sex. He’s desperate. Donna’s mad at herself, because all she can think about is fooling around. But she stands firm. All Eric gets is buttered popcorn in his lap. Red, Kitty, Kelso, Hyde and Fez are helping Pamela move into Bob’s house. Red and Hyde start to go into the bedroom to put down a box and see Pamela topless, caught in the middle of changing clothes. Hi boys, she says cheerfully. Jackie is surprised to find Mitch in her and Donna’s bedroom. Jackie tells Mitch she knows he’s in love with Donna, but it would never work out. He’s as big as he’s ever going to get, and Donna’s still growing. Donna comes in, and Mitch starts saying nice things to her. She drags him to the door. She needs to talk girl stuff with Jackie. Red and Hyde, still stunned, are in the Forman kitchen with Kitty who has no idea what has just happened. Red and Hyde go to the garage and sit in the Toyota. It’s the only place that’s safe. Red tells Hyde he’s better keep quiet about what they saw, because if Kitty finds out, Red’s taking Hyde down with him. Hyde wonders if maybe she was coming on to them. Red says, not us, me. He’s a war hero, after all. The guys are in the basement with Mitch. Donna comes in and tells Eric that’s it; she thinks they should have sex. Mitch yells “no!” They all look at him, and he quickly recovers. Donna pulls Eric aside and tells him she’s going crazy not being with him. That night, in the Forman living room, Kitty asks Red and Hyde if there’s anything she should know about. They were awfully quiet at dinner. Pamela and Bob come in, and moments later Red and Hyde head for the Toyota. Did you see the look she gave us, Hyde asks Red. It’s like she’s teasing them, Hyde says. They just have to act as if it never happened, Red tells him. The next day the gang, along with Mitch, are in the basement. Eric is finishing up a model plane he’s been working on. Kelso has a test coming up and needs to practice interrogation techniques. He decides to practice on Eric. All’s well until Kelso mentions Eric’s encounter at the store with the girl who sells Slurpees. Donna wants to know if it’s the same girl who said hello to Eric when they were at the movies. Eric confesses that he went out with her a couple of times while Donna was dating Kelso’s brother. Donna no longer has any sexual tension, just anger now at Eric who lied about the girl at the movies saying he didn’t know her. That afternoon, Kitty is serving lunch to Red, Hyde and Jackie when Bob and Pamela come in. Bob blurts out that Red and Hyde say Pamela topless. It’s not like they planned it, Red protests. But their timing couldn’t have been better, remarks Hyde. Jackie thinks he means worse. No, Hyde’s pretty sure he means better. Jackie and Kitty are furious that this is the first they’re hearing about this. Kitty would like to give Pamela a piece of her mind-and a robe. In her bedroom, Donna’s pacing and talking to Mitch and Fez. She can’t believe Eric lied to her about that girl. In the basement, Hyde’s telling Eric and Kelso what happened with Pamela. Pamela would choose him before Hyde or Red, boasts Kelso. Donna comes in and demands to know if Eric did it with the Slurpee slut.