Episode #804 “You're My Best Friend"

Kelso, Fez, Randy and Leo decide they have to throw Hyde a bachelor party since he didn't have one. Hyde tells them not to, but they don't listen. They decide to throw it at the Formans. To keep Hyde in the dark, they plan to get Hyde arrested -- via a traffic stop by Kelso -- and then take him to the Formans. Kelso and Fez convince Kitty the romance has left her and Red, so she decides they have to go to Frenchy's leaving the house wide open. The guys drive around aimlessly with Hyde till they see a cop car. Fez holds Hyde's foot down and they get pulled over by Officer Ron. Fez thinks it's part of the gag and proceeds to get them arrested. Kelso forgot them. Red and Kitty come home to Leo and a pair of strippers. Red kicks them out, but has to pay the strippers. Kelso meets the guys at the jail and proceeds to try and sweet talk his sergeant into letting them out and instead gets thrown in jail. Eventually, the sergeant lets out everyone but Kelso. They go home expecting strippers, but find Red, Leo and Kitty waiting. Red has Fez pay him but gets in trouble with Kitty for knowing that you pay strippers with ones. Kelso comes in and tells them he got fired from the force. Hyde doesn't sympathize, but Fez knows what'll make Kelso feel better - a strip club. They run off to the club.

Donna decides to have a girls' night to counteract the bachelor party. She invites Sam and Jackie. Jackie, not liking this, immediately starts insulting her. Jackie and Sam argue, and Donna admits she doesn't hate Samantha. Jackie runs out. Sam asks if Jackie runs out all the time and why Donna's friends with her. The only reason she can think of is that they've "been through a lot together." This gets Jackie to come out, but only to start arguing again. Donna settles the argument with a 360.