Episode #812 “Killer Queen"

Hyde needs a Valentine's Day gift for Samantha and seeks Red's advice. Red shows him a box of gifts he keeps for Kitty. Whatever the occasion, he already has a gift ready. But when Samantha thinks all the gifts are from her and empties the box, Red is left without a gift for his own wife. Kitty hears about the box of gifts and lays into Red. Hyde arrives with two apology bouquets of flowers, one for Samantha and one for Red to give to Kitty. Red snags both for Kitty. Donna asks Randy out for Valentine's Day but he tells her he has a girlfriend. Donna's upset and is resigned to a Valentine's "date" with her dad, but Randy arrives and, surprise, he's been planning a special night with Donna all along. Jackie has a tough time adjusting to the caustic personality of her new boss, local TV personality Christine St. George. When guests on the show fall through, Jackie is put in charge of finding a good Valentine's Day couple to appear. Fez agrees to be her pretend boyfriend and appear on the show with her. The segment goes great but Fez and Jackie are so convincing as a happy couple, that Christine gets sad about her own miserable life and confides in Jackie… so much so, that she has to fire Jackie for knowing too much about her.